What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 15:37

What movies have not aged well?

Dr No

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Diamonds Are Forever

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The Man with the Golden Gun

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

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You Only Live Twice

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

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The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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-Bond slapping Tracy.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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Goldfinger

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

A View to a Kill

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Live and Let Die

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Octopussy

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

From Russia With Love

-All the bad guys are black.

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-”Ah so!”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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Moonraker

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?